Just chillin' in my houndstooth coat! Check out those plumbs!
Hello, watchers! It’s past midnight, so technically my post will be January 9th, however I would appreciate if you would count it as the 8th. My webmaster (AKA pet #1) was working late and then went bowling with co-workers. I’m a little miffed because I know there are arcades at the bowling alley. Arcades, you ask? Yes, arcades. And with arcades come stuffed animal crane machines that my mommy happens to be exceptionally good at playing. Typically, her winnings are brought home to me, where I then devour them! I like to start with the eyes and progressively pull each bit of stuffing out of these animals. It’s a ritual and I’m angry that my pet came home empty handed because I just know she played and if she played… she won. So, the question is, where are said stuffed animals? Apparently, she won THREE and gave them all to her friends! What am I? Chopped Liver?! That’s the way it’s beginning to look and for that, I will leave her a steaming hot “present” in the bathroom. That way in the middle of the night when it’s oh-so dark, she will step in it! Let the scheming begin!
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