My first birthday is right around the corner, so I thought it was only appropriate that I post a snapshot of me as a pup!
Hello, Winstonians! Life is oh-so wonderful. The past two days have just been phenomenal. I have had time away from Pet #1 and it has allowed me to appreciate her more… So much that I have reverted back to some of my puppyhood phases (i.e. ankle biting). There is something about Pet #1’s tender, smooth, almost “cankle”-like ankles that drive me crazy! I just want to sink my little shark teeth into them, however I only nip for fear that I may actually break the skin. I pride myself in the fact that I have never once hurt my pets. In that way. My sharp tiger claws are a different story. Just take a gander at mommy’s legs. I scarred her for life when I was a puppy with all of the scratches. I apologize.
Anywho, the reason for today’s post is actually a press release. I want you all to be the first to know that I plan on subletting a room in my “apartment” (AKA the kitchen). Mr. Popper called and apparently one of his penguins needs a place to live, so I have offered him my freezer for a whopping $0.75/month! What a deal! I’ve got the contracts all written up; just waiting on Mr. Popper (He is the legal guardian) to sign the lease. I’ve never had a roommate before, so I’m hoping everything will go swimmingly. He better be as maticulous as I am! Well, I’m off to set up the freezer for my new buddy! Gotta clean up all of the popsicles and frozen peas!
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