A photo of my current state of emotion: confused. WHY won't Mr. Popper's Penguin open up to me?!

Hello, Winstonians! The past couple of days have been quite an adjustment. While I am thrilled to be subletting the freezer out to one of Mr. Popper’s penguins (he has yet to reveal his name), I am having trouble breaking the ice; pun intended. And my pets aren’t very pleased, as my black and white houseguest has been leaving droppings all over their hotpockets. It truly is a shame because I’m currently trying to save up some money, so kicking the penguin to the curb might not financially be the best option at this point. I have been trying to get some acting gigs as well, but I lost out to another black and tan chihuahua for the latest “heartbreaking-footage-of-abused-puppies-set-to-a-sad-song” commercial (the link is below the post if you want to see the other guy, but I can’t guarantee that he is as cute as I am). I think it may be the fact that those dogs really have been abused and need good homes, but I can relate. Afterall, my biological mother did abandon me in an alley. But that’s beside the point. I am trying to save money in order to start my own dog dating site. It will be similar to the eharmony/match websites for you, humans. I suppose I should copyright my ideas before advertising them on the internet like this, but I have full faith in my blog readers that you won’t go stealing my ideas! Anywho, now you can see how imperative it is that I keep Mr. Popper’s penguin as my tenant. It’s been a rough couple of days, but I will do my best to keep you all updated on the status of my relationship with M.P.P.
Click here to watch the sad puppy video that features my long, lost twin!