I TOLD YOU SO!

This is how I show Pet #1 how I REALLY feel! PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!!!

Well, well, well… What did I tell you?! Pet #1 got a promotion and is neglecting my blog! Who does she think she is? All I have to say to this one is: Pet #2 is now my favorite. He’s been paying way more attention to me and I’m even thinking about asking him to be my webmaster. How do you like them apples?! The past two days have been rather peachy, despite Pet #1’s omission from my life. I had no idea that Pet #2 could be so loving. We played Call of Duty, watched various television shows, and ate lots of junk foods (He’s not usually this lazy, I swear! Those were his days off). I have also been acting out lately, just to stick it to Pet #1! And because I want her attention, of course! Who doesn’t crave their mother’s love? Pet #1 has the next two days off work, so I’m hoping we can finally finish the last season of Gossip Girl. Next show on our list: Modern Family. You know, it wouldn’t kill her to watch some Animal Planet every now and then. Afterall, there are two of us in this relationship!!! Ugh, she’s so selfish… I see I went on another rant, and I must apologize for my terrible manners. I just get so worked up sometimes. Anywho, I would like to address the issue regarding Howard and his distaste for the limelight. Apparently, he is very uncomfortable with the idea of being written about publicly on a blog, however the First Amendment protects my rights to do so. I cannot, however, take pictures of him while he’s sleeping. I believe that is considered voyeurism and I’m fairly certain that is illegal (voyeurism, because Howard is always in the nude… Don’t ask). So, once again, I sincerely apologize for the lack of Howard photos. Perhaps when he renews his lease, I can include a clause about needing pictures of my tenants for personal use only…