January 8/9, 2012

 

Just chillin' in my houndstooth coat! Check out those plumbs!

Hello, watchers! It’s past midnight, so technically my post will be January 9th, however I would appreciate if you would count it as the 8th. My webmaster (AKA pet #1) was working late and then went bowling with co-workers. I’m a little miffed because I know there are arcades at the bowling alley. Arcades, you ask? Yes, arcades. And with arcades come stuffed animal crane machines that my mommy happens to be exceptionally good at playing. Typically, her winnings are brought home to me, where I then devour them! I like to start with the eyes and progressively pull each bit of stuffing out of these animals. It’s a ritual and I’m angry that my pet came home empty handed because I just know she played and if she played… she won. So, the question is, where are said stuffed animals? Apparently, she won THREE and gave them all to her friends! What am I? Chopped Liver?! That’s the way it’s beginning to look and for that, I will leave her a steaming hot “present” in the bathroom. That way in the middle of the night when it’s oh-so dark, she will step in it! Let the scheming begin!

January 7, 2012

Sometimes I get floppy ear. One of my ears just gets droopy when I'm not feeling energetic enough to make it stand erect! Haha erect

Hello, Winstonites! Today was a lovely day, wasn’t it? I got to spend most of the day with my mommy because as I previously mentioned, she did not have to work. What a surprise! She did, however, leave me for a brief moment to check out the Victoria’s Secret semi-annual sale. Mommy bought new perfumes and smelly stuff that makes me sneeze whenever she sprays it. Daddy also bought a new shirt for himself. It’s white and I plan on marking my territory on it (Not in the traditional, lift my leg way, of course! I just burrow into my peoples’ clothes so there will always be little Winston furs just in case another pup decides to try and take them away from me). Anywho, the best part of my day was the new bones that my pets/people/”parents” bought me. (I call them pets because that is what they are to me, but I realize that most people would call them parents.) So, my pets bought me new little rawhide sticks that are quite delicious. I like to hold the stick in my little paws and gnaw on it until I get bored or distracted by my people. Well, I gotta get back to my bones! Peace out!

Click here to watch a video of me and my cool, new bone!

January 6, 2012

I prop my back legs up on my front legs when I poop. I'm so silly!

Hello, Winstonians and welcome to my blog! I will be keeping you all up to date on my every day life. I woke up sad today, as I have for the past 4 days. My mommy was at work and I could not wake her with my tiny kisses as I normally do. However, she has the day off work tomorrow and I hope she devotes it entirely to me. We are going to spend the evening watching Season 2 of Gossip Girl and perhaps even Season 3 if we’re feeling really wild! My mom has been having a rough couple of days, so I have been cuddling with her lots! She’s my pet and I have to take care of her! Anywho, I have featured my first picture of the day above. I will keep you all updated as often as possible, as I’m sure you are dying to know what’s going on with me!

XOXO,

Winston

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