About Sir Winston Talbott

My full name is Sir Winston Talbott, however those who know me just call me Winston. I was born in an alley outside of Buckingham Palace in England. My parents were on vacation from Mexico (Yes, they’re Mexican!) and my biological mother went in to labor early. Subsequently, she left me all alone in that dreadful alley (apparently she decided she wasn’t ready for children) and Queen Elizabeth found me whimpering softly. To my surprise, she took me in to her beautiful “home” and nursed me from her own bosom. As soon as I grew old enough to fend for myself, the Queen of England released me back into the wild. During my time at Buckingham Palace, I was Knighted and will forever remain British Royalty! (I was even invited to Prince William’s wedding, but was unable to attend due to scheduling conflicts!) Anywho… I backpacked through all of Europe until I found my way back to Mexico. It was there where I was reunited with my twin brother, Bentley. Due to all the drug lords and crazy Mexicans, Bentley and I made our way up to Arizona where a giant, obese woman was holding us hostage. That’s when Auntie Em saved us. She kept Bentley and gave me to mommy. And that pretty much brings us to the present!